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"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist) 12/04/2014 at 10:05 • Filed to: Spiderlopnik

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My co-worker released a spider into our office ficus. The same ficus that's branches hang over my desk. Who does that?

505Turbeaux > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:08

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for me that is a fistfight

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:09

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I'm sorry, but you must burn the ficus down now. It is the most sensible thing.

The Transporter > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:10

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Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > 505Turbeaux 12/04/2014 at 10:10

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I can't fight an older Russian woman, she'd kill me.

505Turbeaux > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:11

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find out what she hates and do the same thing back...I hope it is snakes

blackchair > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:12

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Clearly this is an assassination attempt, then.

FKA-RacecaR > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:12

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Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:12

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Who does that? An asshole, that's who.

Chris Clarke > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:13

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Spiders are great, they eat bugs.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Chris Clarke 12/04/2014 at 10:15

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But the spider could've lived elsewhere, like the plant by her desk.

$kaycog > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:16

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A very inconsiderate person does that.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:18

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Your co-worker.

You just told us.

Chris Clarke > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:18

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You'll be happy for that spider when she gets bitten by a mosquito carrying the west nile virus.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/04/2014 at 10:19

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Burn the office. What if it moved?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > The Transporter 12/04/2014 at 10:25

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K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/04/2014 at 10:36

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Good point, burn the entire office. But what if it gets outside?

Burn the building.

McMike > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:38

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Release a turd into her desk drawer. It's your only option.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/04/2014 at 10:40

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nucciOMG > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 10:48

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TxBrumski > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 12:16

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Nope. That ficus would've been toast if it was over my desk.

BoulderZ > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 12/04/2014 at 12:38

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That's a spider that needs another relocation, right in to your coworker's coffee cup when they step out for a bathroom break.